In Memoriam: Character Death’s I’m Still Not Over

(A pretty big and obvious SPOILER WARNING applies)

Over the years television has become bolder, brasher.  Bold moves such as huge plot changing twists often include deaths of beloved characters. Some character deaths are minor, only contributing a bit of heartache moving forward on a show. Some character deaths are so big that their repercussions can be felt throughout the remainder of a series.

Death’s can also be silly and contrived, only serving as a plot device to move other characters or story in a certain direction.  A death of a beloved character can spark heated debate and opinions.  Though most shows on television today utilize death as a plot point, some just leave us wondering.

Kol Mikaelson (The Vampire Diaries – Season 4) – Season three of The Vampire Diaries introduced us to the entirety of the Mikaelson clan, including brothers Finn and Kol. Eldest brother Finn, devoted to ending his and his siblings “miserable” lives as vampires, posed a threat not only to the protagonists of the show, but the rest of the Mikaelson family as well. His kol1death was swift but necessary. Youngest brother Kol, though, showed vital signs of excitement and a touch of trouble when undaggered and reunited with his family. He quickly became a fan favorite; his cute and mischievous ways were a welcome addition to the sometimes bland main characters. His all too controversial death in season four came after Elena and Jeremy White Oak-staked him, producing an outcry on social media. Not only was his death sloppy and heartbreaking, it also produced a vampire genocide that really didn’t seem to have much effect on the characters consciences or the vampire world moving into future seasons.

Death seems to be taken with a grain of salt when it comes to The Vampire Diaries. Characters constantly perish and are reborn again, one way or another. No season truly displayed this act more than season five, where some of our favorites characters, including Elena, Stefan, Alaric, and newcomer Enzo were resurrected from “The Other Side.” Accordingly, TVD introduced its popular new spin-off, The Originals, which centers on the Mikaelsons and their troubles in New Orleans.   Every opportunity to resurrect Kol was given, especially after the season one finale of TO, where patriarch Mikael, matriarch and witch Esther, and brother Finn were all brought back into the land of the living one way or another. Kol still remains the one permanently dead Original. His loss is still felt and debated.

peterrussoPeter Russo (House of Cards – Season 1) – The inaugural season of House of Cards not only brought some of the best small screen produced drama, but it introduced viewers to a bevy of new and exciting characters. Fans of the show rooted for Pennsylvania Congressman Peter Russo and his struggle with drug and alcohol addiction. He was a good guy who couldn’t settle or overcome his upbringing, an underdog from a rough home and it showed. That didn’t stop him from being one of season one’s best characters. Frank Underwood’s mission to turn Peter’s life around for his own gain was manipulative, though necessary for Russo. A good kick in the proverbial ass would straighten him out and put him on the straight and narrow. Unfortunately, Underwood’s determinations wavered and Russo became more of a hindrance to our main character. Frank and his team manipulated Russo into a relapse, ruining his chances in office. The final act came when Russo, high, drunk, and down on his luck, confided in Frank. Frank sat back and watched his mentee slip, delivering his final act as he let Russo die of asphyxiation in a locked, garaged car. Russo’s death signified the gritty tone of House of Cards, introducing audiences to the real Frank Underwood. But Peter’s loss was felt through season two, leaving fans of his to struggle with whom to root for.

Tom Shayes (Damages – Season 3) – Similar to Frank Underwood was Patty Hewes. A powerful, successful New York City lawyer who didn’t let anything or anyone stand in her way. Patty tomshayeswasn’t afraid to take the more immoral path when it came to fighting for a win. The high-powered woman had many enemies and many people who were ready to destroy her and her associates. Patty’s right-hand man and partner, Tom Shayes, suffered the brunt of her misdeeds. Tom fought for his place by Patty’s side, turning down amazing offers and opportunities for an easier life with his family. Tom’s loyalties to Patty delivered him the ultimate sacrifice – his life. Entangled in a high-profiled case with proven dangerous people, Tom was murdered trying to do the right thing, fighting to save Patty and the firm. Although his death was presented as the main mystery of season three, his final minutes on screen didn’t make his death any easier. His loss was evident through out the rest of the series, as it never really did recoup after such a huge character loss.

nealonceNeal Cassidy/Baelfire (Once Upon a Time – Season 3) – One would think that the son of the all-powerful Rumpelstiltskin would be the last on the list of characters that would meet a deadly fate. Another show that plays with death like a toy, many other Once characters had experienced temporary death — the loss of their heart, being cursed, and being brought back to life with true loves kiss. Season three’s Zelena (The Wicked Witch) would prove to be the gang’s biggest foe, causing heartbreak and bloodshed in her wake. This terrorizing beauty made sure no one stood in her way, including Rumpel. The expanded family paid the ultimate price when Belle helped a grief-stricken Neal try to find a way to bring back his father from his own sacrifice. Regrettably, this meant sacrificing a life for a life as the two were tricked into resurrecting Rumpel only for Neal’s life to be taken in the process. The Dark One tried everything in his power to bring back his son, but Zelena’s magic and havoc was too strong. Neal begged to be let go of, to die a hero – and that’s what he did. Not only was Neal one of the best additions to the show, but he also showed a true chemistry with Emma, son Henry, and the rest of Storybrooke. His death came too soon as Michael Raymond-James’s series regular status on the show only lasted one season. The potential was wasted for his character and growth as his death only served as an easy plot device to later move Emma and Captain Hook closer to each other.

Mitchell (Being Human UK – Series 3) – Supernatural shows are no strangers to death, but when that death is of a main character it’s jarring, nonetheless. The UK version of Being Human saw a huge shift in character and story after its third season. One of the only shows to successfully transition into an entirely new cast, the loss of the first group of supernatural aidanbhentities living in a house together was still traumatic. Vampire [John] Mitchell had been on a long and hard road to overcome his blood addiction. Constantly struggling to be as human as possible and do the right thing, the charming vamp relapsed and fought his way through his urges with the help of werewolf best friend George and ghost girlfriend Annie. Mitchell’s ultimate sacrifice came when a faction of vampires were gearing up to take control. It was either Mitchell join them or subject himself to a fate worse than death.   In the Being Human world there was no afterlife for the soulless vampires and Mitchell knew that to save his roommates and loved ones he would have to help stop the war before it began. He had taken part in the murder of an entire train of innocent humans and had given into his most basic vampiric urges. But he had fallen in love, making every effort to pick himself up again, and giving his life for the ones he cared for most would be his final act. Faced with the choice of killing his best friend or die himself, George made his most gut wrenching decision as he delivered a stake into Mitchell’s chest. The loss of Mitchell was so big and painful that the rest of the original cast exited soon after, making way for a new group of supernatural roomies. Mitchell’s was the first of a handful of big moves for the UK edition that still makes one tear up to this day.

Henry Durham (Being Human US – Season 3) – It’s hard to mourn and move on from a character’s death, especially when said character didn’t even perish on screen. Aidan’s progeny, Henry, was a great addition to the US version of Being Human in its second season. He was compelling and easy on the eyes. We watched as Aidan struggled to rebuild a kyle2relationship with the “son” he had banished almost a hundred years earlier. Aidan struggled to keep himself cemented in the human and vampire worlds and Henry struggled for acceptance from his maker and the vampire community that had exiled him. Season three found most of the Boston vampires dead, wiped out by a horrible virus that only knocked humans into bed for a few days. The vampire flu was unavoidable, but Aidan helped himself and Henry from feeding off of tainted blood. Henry, though, would prove he wasn’t as strong as his maker. The vampire couldn’t control his hunger, feeding on diseased blood and contracting the fatal illness. Henry’s final speech to Aidan was his goodbye as he reminded his “father” that they were vampires, not humans. Henry walked off, letting the virus take him. Except, viewers never watched Henry die; Henry walked off, presumably turning into a pile of dust. But this was a character who had proved his survival skills, a trait Aidan made sure to remind his vampire son of over and over again. It’s hard to accept a characters death when their final moments aren’t even seen on screen and they have a history of making surprise entrances. Unfortunately, Being Human ended after its fourth season and it’s still unknown if Henry ever did miraculously survive the vampire flu.

cyril1Cyril O’Reily (Oz – Season 6) – On a show that centers around America’s toughest criminals, it wouldn’t shock anyone when shady goings on in a prison takes out one of its own. Fortunately for Oz, they built a series with a plethora of different and intriguing characters that one couldn’t help but root for. No character showed more compassion than Cyril O’Reily, Ryan O’Reily’s mentally handicapped brother. Cyril had been commissioned by Ryan to murder Gloria Nathan’s husband and Cyril, who could only comprehend at the mental capacity of a five year old, easily complied. The otherwise sympathetic Cyril was willing to do anything his brother asked of him. Cyril’s actions landed him straight in Oz and he became one of the most likable characters within a cast of degenerates. Cyril’s accidental but deadly actions in prison landed him on death row; the poor man couldn’t comprehend that he had made fatal mistakes. No appeals or a mental institution could help Cyril and in the show’s final episode and one of the shows more disturbing acts, Cyril was given the death penalty. This devastating final act was also one of the shows strongest moments. It showed how corrupt the prison system is and how even the most soulless of characters could have heart.

Tommy Merlyn (Arrow – Season 1) – Oliver Queen’s playboy best friend, Tommy, not only rose above his childish, egotistical ways, but also showed viewers that, indeed, a person can tommymerlynchange. Although his relationship with his best friends ex came off as less than honorable at first, Tommy and Laurel Lance worked. Her stern demeanor and his care free views on life fit together, evening each other out in a way that made more sense than former beau Oliver and Laurel. Tommy overcame his spoiled upbringing and although it took a little push by his father, Tommy learned that hard work really does pay off. Tommy proved himself as a formidable character and presented himself as a sweet and charming brother type, not only protecting Thea, but holding onto Oliver’s double life as The Arrow a secret all the way to his grave. Tommy’s untimely death at the end of season one was a shocker that changed the course of many characters lives moving forward on the show. His absence was felt as Thea learned that Malcolm was, in fact, her biological father and as Oliver continued to take on the evil in Starling City.

mikeehrMike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad – Season 5A) – Perhaps a turning point for Walter White and the series as a whole was the accidental death of Mike.  In a desperate attempt to procure the names of the men who worked for Gus and his operation, Walt fatally shot Mike in the former hitmans attempt to flee town.  Walt’s shot was purely accidental as he only meant to scare the elder partner.  Though Mike was by no means a “good” guy, he showed a ton of heart, especially in scenes depicting him and his young granddaughter.  All the money Mike had been earning through Gus and Walt had been put away into savings for young Kaylee.  Unfortunately, with the arrest of one of his men and the discovery of Walt’s true character, the money was seized into evidence.  To this day, Mike remains one of the best characters Breaking Bad has ever created.  With the announcement that his portrayer, Jonathan Banks, would be joining the prequel spin-off, Better Call Saul, fans don’t have to mourn his death too much longer.

himymTracy McConnell (How I Met Your Mother – Season 9) – As depicted many times, a character death as a use of a plot device can prove infuriating and sloppy. No plot device was as obvious as the death of the titular character of How I Met Your Mother. Fan’s tuned in for nine years to finally meet the mother of Ted Mosby’s children, the love of his life. Tracy, who had been introduced in the finale of the eighth season, came to be adored and loved by viewers. She was smart, funny, and was the perfect match for the love inept Ted. Tracy and Ted were perfect for each other – soul mates. But that hadn’t been HIMYM’s long-standing plan. The plan from the beginning was for Ted and Robin to constantly play the “are they, aren’t they game,” going back and forth on whether they were meant to be together or not. Robin seemed happy with playboy Barney and Ted was growing and moving on in his life. But Tracy’s death served as the final blow to the series. Ted had spent nine years telling his children the story of how he met their mother, but it was really just a journey as to how he was rediscovering his love for their Aunt Robin. The series took nine years of great character growth, story, and suspense and flushed it down the toilet. By turning the mother into a device and having Tracy fall ill and die, the series ruined what it had stood for since the beginning.

Honorable Mentions: Bobby Singer and Kevin Tran (Supernatural), Zoe Barnes (House of Cards), Allison Argent (Teen Wolf), Robb, Catelynn, and Ned Stark (Game of Thrones), Debra Morgan (Dexter), Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives), Everyone (Six Feet Under).


Summer Watch List

Remember those hot summer days when we had nothing to do for two (or more) months but relax, sit indoors in the air-conditioning (or outdoors, if that’s your thing), and spend countless hours doing nothing? Well, maybe that’s still true for the lucky few of you.  Me on the other hand, I like to pretend those are still my summers.  I like the spend my down time doing something people don’t really consider too crazy anymore: binge watch television shows.

This summer I’ve binged watched six shows so far, with a few more up on the docket.  Some shows I watched for the very first time and some shows I watched all the way through for my second (or third, shhh, don’t judge me) time.  All of these shows come high on my list of recommendations.  So, without further ado, I bring you:

Erin’s Summer Watch List 

The New Shows

orphanblackOrphan Black (BBC Aamerica): #CloneClub for life! Orphan Black is by far the number one show I’ve recommended to people over the past few months.  I’ve been trying to convert as many members to the “Clone Club” as possible.  In short, the show centers around a girl named Sarah who discovers that she is, you guessed it, a clone!  Sound kind of cheesy? It’s not. This BBC America sci-fi show boasts some of the best acting I’ve seen from one person (still pressed over Tatiana Maslany’s Emmy snub).  The supporting cast is just as talented and the show does an amazing job at making you believe that Maslany is actually seven+ clones.  The show has ended its ten episode freshman season and is poised to be back in 2014 for season two.

Hannibal (NBC): This show came to my attention after the members of ONTD fawned over the series throughout its first season run.  I was apprehensive at first since a second season for the show hung by a thread for a few months.  I didn’t want to get completely enamored by the show if it wasn’t going to continue on.  The series is fashioned from the infamous Hannibal hannibalLecter character and books, focusing on protagonist Will Graham.  Graham, a criminal profiler with a “gift” to emotionally understand serial killers, befriends psychiatrist Lecter after they are brought in to work together on a case.  The relationship becomes tumultuous as Lecter begins manipulating Graham and taking advantage of his special skills.  The show is equal parts creepy and thought provoking.  For NBC, the series could also be considered pretty gory, not taking away from the horror that is Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Mads Mikkelsen (Lecter) and Hugh Dancy (Graham) lead a talented bunch of convincing actors.

Orange is the New Black (Netflix): During the writing of this blog I decided to give OITNB a shot after hearing rave reviews from everyone who had watched.  My one episode trial turned into a full oitnbseason binge watch. The show is based off of the real life accounts of Piper, a white, affluent, woman who gets sentenced to a fifteen month prison stay after her past catches up with her.  Piper, though, can be considered the “Trojan horse” of the show as the assemble of diverse women are just as largely focused on throughout the thirteen episode first season.  Each character becomes relatable through flashbacks.  Every woman does an excellent job of bringing just the right amount of pain and sympathy to their characters.  In the end, it’s hard not to root for almost all of them.

New-ish Shows

New Girl (FOX): If you asked me to watch a random episode of a show when its right smack dab in the middle of its season I would probably laugh at you.  Not because I don’t trust your judgment on shows, but because I like to start fresh from the beginning so I’m not left newgirlasking a million questions.  Fortunately in this case I have some pushy friends who insisted I would love New Girl.  They were right.  After watching a random episode in the middle of the second season, I fell in love with the sophomore show.  I continued to watch all the way to the season finale of the second season and then went back to the beginning and marathoned the whole series to date.  The show is charming, funny, and ridiculous.  Quirky Jess moves into an apartment with three very different guys who are all best friends.  What ensues is your typical Zooey Deschanel comedy, but the show has a lot of heart.  The relationship between Jess and her roommate Nick (Jake Johnson) is really what sealed the deal for me.  The FOX comedy is an easy watch that will suck you in.


hocHouse of Cards (Netflix): This re-watch came only a few months after I first watched the Netflix hit’s first season.  I had the lucky opportunity to be an extra on the show (filmed in and around my home city) and experience the amazing production of the political thriller.  Kevin Spacey (now nominated for an Emmy for his role) plays House Majority Whip Frank Underwood.  What ensues throughout the show is a whirlwind of dark manipulation through Washington D.C. and its politics.  Spacey takes the lead with an outstanding supporting cast that will have you crying buckets by seasons end.  The second season will be available next year on Netflix and is sure to bring even more craziness than the first season.  (side note: You can also catch me as “sweaty background extra #48” in season 2, episode 5 next year!)

Being Human US (Syfy): I think I’ve spoken about this show ad nauseam by now, which is funny since only several months ago in an earlier blog I referred to the SyFy series as “okay.”  The re-watch of the current three seasons also came on a whim.  I was testing the bhcast2Netflix app out on my iPad and thirty-nine episodes later…well, here I am. The show takes the premise of the beloved UK series and follows the turmoils of a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost as they try to make their lives human-ish as roommates.  The first season of the US remake takes a handful of storylines from the UK’s first season while adding their own twists to it all to accommodate their thirteen episode seasons.  The show veers in its own direction by season two and season three does an amazing job with their ability to make all characters, main and supporting, compassionate.  It’s also fun to note that the cast regularly interacts with fans through social media, conventions, etc. and is one of the most genuine and hilarious casts of a show I’ve witnessed.

Season Finale Rewind

(warning: contains major spoilers for a handful of television shows)

The 2012-2013 television season has come to a close.  Some shows said goodbye for their last time (RIP 30 Rock) and some finished up their first season with the hopes of a new tomorrow (what up, The Following).  There were twists, turns, all around shockers, and moments we’re still saying “WTF!?” to.  Every finale this season had its moments and I give a round of applause to each and every show (even the ones I haven’t had the pleasure to watch yet).  So, with the fall/spring season put to rest and the summer season taking off, I’ve decided to look back at some of the sweet, funny, heartbreaking, and crazy moments showcased in some of this years season finales.

How I (FINALLY) Met Your Mother: Over the course of eight seasons, HIMYM has been an on going, up and down, journey for main character and narrator Ted Mosby and how he met his wife and mother of his kids.  Every episode has essentially been one story closer to the day he met the love of his life.  Ted has been through countless relationships, crazy adventures, and love crisis’, including a continuous on-again, off-again relationship with best friend Robin.  Season eight provided a closure to the Ted/Robin saga as Robin said “yes” to Barney’s marriage proposal.  Even though clues were provided about Ted’s future Mrs. Mosby (she was in the band that played at Barney & Robin’s wedding, she had a yellow umbrella that Ted has passed on the street several times through the years, she was the roommate of a former flame of Ted’s, etc.) viewers still weren’t convinced Robin wasn’t the mother, even up until the season finale.

himymIn the final episode of the season, as all the characters made their final plans before heading out of the city for Robin and Barney’s wedding weekend, Ted lamented to Lily that he was planning to make a permanent move to Chicago, hoping to finally let go of his feelings for Robin and move on.  At the same time, a girl with stylish boots and a guitar made her way through a nearby train station.  As she stood in line for tickets, she set down a signature piece viewers had come to recognize since the first season: a yellow umbrella.  Would this be the final moment? After seasons and seasons of being teased with finally meeting the mother, would viewers finally see her face? The answer was: yes!  HIMYM finally revealed the face behind the umbrella in the last shot of the finale (and I couldn’t be happier about the actress, Cristin Milioti, of Broadway’s Once) and viewers were introduced to the mother.

You get a cliffhanger, you get a cliffhanger, everybody gets a cliffhanger! It’s safe to say that the third season of SyFy’s Being Human was by far its strongest.  With their ability to differentiate themselves from their British counterpart, the show grew into its own this past season.  Not only were viewers taken through the separate journey’s of ghost/zombie Sally, not werewolf and then werewolf again Josh, and vampire Aidan, but a slew of new and interesting characters were introduced including Sally’s boyfriend and boss, Max, and Aidan’s bubble boy and vampire son, Kenny.

beinghuman3The last episode of the season didn’t slow down its twists and turns.  The show introduced some big cliffhangers that would set up each and every characters season four storyline.  Sally was dragged to an unknown dimension by witch/ghost Donna.  Josh, finally turning for the first full moon since being scratched again by pureblood wolf Liam, set off into the woods with new wife Nora for their transformations.  Nora awoke the next morning to find that Josh was still in a wolf state, no longer cursed solely by the full moon. Finally, Aidan tried to move on after refusing to kill now deformed vampire son Kenny and letting him go in the woods (*cough* asshole).  As Adain walked down the beinghuman4crowded streets of Boston, a cab pulled up to a curb.  A beautiful woman stepped out, revealing the same face that viewers had caught a glimpse in flashbacks from over two hundred years ago, Aidan’s thought to be dead, human wife, Suzanna.  Where did Sally go? Was Josh a new breed of wolf? Was it really Aidan’s wife or a doppelgänger? Each storyline left an open end that would redefine each character going into their next season.

Walk of Shame: In the latest season of Showtime’s Shameless, Fiona’s complicated relationship with con man Jimmy/Steve came to a halt.  Jimmy continuously lied to Fiona as he kept up his charade of being married to Estefania, the daughter of a powerful Brazilian mafia head Jimmy had pissed off more than once.  His rules were simple, keep up the ruse of the marriage and Estefania would not get deported back to Brazil and her father would be a happy man.  Unfortunately, Jimmy could not keep up his end of the bargain.  He was hell bent on keeping any and all aspects of his “marriage” a secret from Fiona and the rest of the Gallagher family.  This would cause many fights and breaking points between Fiona and Jimmy, even leading Fiona to develop a closer bond with her boss at her new job.

Jimmy’s plan backfired on him as his struggle to keep his two lives separated came to an end after missing a home inspection from immigration with Estefania, leading to her deportation.  Her father spared no time and made his way back to the states to have a firm and maybe even deadly conversation with Jimmy.  Jimmy’s last shot came as he took his walk of shame onto a large yacht, sealing his fate.  Viewers were unsure whether this shameless3meant his torture, kidnapping, or demise.  Fiona, still unaware of Jimmy’s other life and whereabouts, desperately tried to get in touch with Jimmy as their last interaction had been a huge argument over their future.  She was convinced he had run off, too scared to face his life with Fiona and her family.  She said goodbye to Jimmy for good over one last heartbreaking voice message, “Last message. I promise. Wherever you are…bye.”  Even after the finale, fans were still unsure of Jimmy’s fate.  Creators of the show put the mystery to rest as it was revealed that JimmySteve had in fact been murdered for his wrong doings.  So ended a long and crazy three season relationship between JimmySteve and the Gallagher’s.

doctorwhoWho are you? Who who who who: The finale of Doctor Who ended the season long mystery surrounding new companion Clara Oswald.  After meeting and witnessing Clara’s death not once but twice, in the future and the past, the Doctor was dumbfounded over finding her again in our present day.  How could this girl have died twice?  How could she be alive once more?  All of those questions and more were answered as the Doctor made his way to the forbidden planet of Trenzalore, the Doctor’s final resting place.

In order to save the Doctor, Clara inserted herself into the Doctor’s wibbly wobbly timeline, scattering herself countless times, saving him through out all his different incarnations.  Not only was the mystery of Clara solved but as the Doctor jumped into the the depths of his own timeline in order to save Clara we learned a deep, dark secret even the Doctor had hidden from doctorwho1himself: Another incarnation had existed (presumably before the reboot of the show) and had done something so deplorable and so un-Doctor like that he had regenerated just to hide the memories of this incarnation where no one could find him.  The reveal of the lost Doctor was a way to end the season with a bang and to keep viewers impatient until the long awaited 50th anniversary special scheduled for later in the year.

Quoth The Following, “Nevermore.” A lot of criticism has fallen upon Fox’s baby suspense drama of the season, The Following.  Many found the FBI’s inability to catch escaped murderer and cult leader Joe Carroll ridiculous and the events became too far following1fetched and too crazy for some to handle.  But, that’s why I loved the freshman show.  It was over the top, took crazy to a new level, and had me yelling at my screen several times.  After a long manhunt and with a personal vendetta to end, ex FBI agent Ryan Hardy finally had his chance to take down Carroll once and for all.  And he did.  In a fiery boat house, Ryan let Joe Carroll meet his maker much like many other followers and FBI agents had during the first seasons course.

following2With a serial killer and cult leader dead, Ryan could finally settle down with the woman he loved, Claire (who also happened to be Carroll’s ex-wife and mother of Carroll’s child).  Things were looking up for the couple who had fought so hard to just stay alive.  Ryan took Claire back to his apartment in New York for some R&R only to be met by Ryan’s neighbor and undercover Carroll follower who’s mission was simple: kill Claire.  The season finale ended with Claire’s fate up in the air.  The stab wounds she suffered seemed serious and possibly even fatal.  With Claire’s death looming, what kind of man will alcoholic and already erratic Ryan become? Now that Joe is dead what will happen to his still breathing followers? The first season played out like a long movie, utilizing every trick they could.  A second season will have to be bigger, badder, and even crazier in order to avoid the “sophomore slump.”

Honorable Moment Mentions: Stefan is a doppelgänger to big bad Silas (The Vampire Diaries), Ron Swanson is going to be a daddy (Parks and Recreation), Jenna cheats on Matty (Awkward), The fate of Olivia Benson as she’s locked in her apartment with a serial rapist and sociopath (Law and Order: SVU), Did Norman finally snap and kill his teacher? (Bates Motel)

Special Mention: The Red Wedding (Game of Thrones‘ penultimate episode)

What’s in a Storyline?

Television shows hinge on their storylines.  These stories captivate the audience, making them want to tune in week after week.  Most programs have many characters, with several different plots going on at one time.  Because of this some lines get relegated to secondary storylines.  I’ve decided to delve into some of my favorite secondary, yet oh so important continuing stories that have kept me tuned in:

Ann, Chris, and (maybe) baby makes three:  Parks and Recreation’s Ann Perkins is a well rounded, beautiful, and smart character.  She is Leslie’s second hand woman and best friend forever.  She’s funny and often is a good voice of reason for uptight (but also amazing) Leslie.  Ann however has failed in one area of her life: dating.

parksThroughout the course of the show, Ann had dated many different men.  A few serious, bust mostly casual relationships, which had landed her back into singledom.  During this latest season, Ann came to the realization: all she wanted in life is to be a mom.  She decided since dating had failed her too many times she would simply find a willing donor and raise a baby herself.  Not such a bad idea except for the whole little thing of, you know, finding a suitable donor.  Ann scoured Pawnee, hoping to find the perfect match.  She had a long list of what she did and didn’t want and no one seemed to match up.  Until it dawned on her.  Ex beau Chris Traeger would be the perfect donor.  Though a perfectionist and neurotic, Chris would make a great father.

Ann presented Chris with the idea of having a baby together, yet remaining in a platonic relationship.  Chris, caught off guard, wasn’t sure how to react.  In the end though he agreed to donate his sperm AND help Ann raise their baby.  He also wanted to be a parent.  I had been yelling at the TV since the beginning of the storyline was conceived, “ASK CHRIS, ASK CHRIS, ASK CHRIS.”  I always liked them together and even if they aren’t destined to be romantically linked in the end, at least the possibility of them raising a what is sure to be attractive child (with a great head of hair) is on the table.

To Milkovich or not to Milkovich: Since season one of Showtime’s Shameless, Ian Gallagher had a thing for men he can’t (and shouldn’t) have.  The series began with him involved with his conservative, much older, and very much so in the closet manager at the convenience store he worked at, Kash .  Ian and Kash’s relationship was confined to when they worked together as Kash was a Muslim and married to a very strict woman, with children.  When Kash’s wife discovered their relationship, everything headed south, eventually ending for good when Kash bailed and left town.

shamelessSoon after, Ian began a relationship with tough boy, Mickey.  Mickey, who had been in and out of juvenile detention centers his whole life and lived under the roof of his distant and abusive father, terrorized Kash and his convenience store.  Ian, thinking he was simply going over to confront Mickey from stealing from the store, found himself in bed with Mickey, naked and engaging in sexual acts.  And so began the Ian/Mickey relationship that has continued all the way through to season three.

shameless2Though complicated and tumultuous, Ian and Mickey’s relationship has been a roller coaster of emotions, both love and hate.  Ian has constantly craved more from Mickey and Mickey, still trying to keep up appearances, has done nothing but hide from the truth of his sexuality.  Deep down Ian knew Mickey loved him but if the Milkovich family had proved anything it was that they were stubborn and set in their ways.  Caught by Mickey’s father, Ian was forced to watch as Mickey had sex with a Russian prostitute.  Ian soon found out that Mickey had allegedly impregnated the girl and they were set to be married.  In his confrontation Ian begs for Mickey to finally show some kind of emotion regarding their relationship, but no luck.  Mickey beats Ian up, refusing to admit that he is gay and loves Ian.  Ian, heartbroken over the situation, backed down, breaking my heart along with his.  Their relationship has been unhealthy to say the least but the scenes between them have always continued to be my favorite part of the show.  Can Mickey and Ian reconcile? Will Mickey ever admit his true feelings?  His history would say no, but you never know on a show like Shameless, which always stretches the boundaries and stereotypes.

Aidan and the bubble boy: At the start of the new season of SyFy’s Being Human, we learned something as mundane as the human flu had become lethal to vampires, killing off a large portion of their already dwindling species.  Unable to feed on any kind of human blood without risking his own death, vampire Aidan was..well..SOL.  That was until an alternative was discovered right under his nose, in his own place of work.

beinghuman2It seemed that a teenage boy with immunodeficiency had been living his life out in a modern day “bubble.”  Isolated from the world at the local hospital, this boy was the key to Aidan’s little hunger problem.  Things quickly took a turn as Aidan started to develop a friendship with the boy, Kenny.  Kenny was a lonely teenager just looking for a friend and Aidan was there to take on the role.  It didn’t take long for Kenny to discover Aidan’s true nature and motives (he was stuck in a glass case of emotion, of course he had time to draw the conclusion that Aidan was a “lord of the night”).  Aidan and Kenny continued to bond over his secret and soon after Kenny mustered up the courage to ask Aidan to turn him.  He had spent his entire life in isolation, with no friends, and no real links to the outside world.  Vampirism would be a salvation for the young boy and Kenny wasn’t wrong.  His way of life wasn’t living, he deserved a second chance.

Aidan, however, wasn’t so willing to hand over the gift of eternal life.  He felt cursing Kenny to being a vampire would hinder him more than give him the life he always wanted.  Kenny gave several ultimatums to Aidan and in the end Aidan reluctantly agreed to turn him, but not until he turned eighteen.  However, Kenny’s time line was sped up with the news of an impeding bone marrow transplant and Aidan had to break Kenny out of his bubble and the hospital (who obviously just doesn’t care the boy escaped!?).  It was now or never.

I was on the edge of my seat during Monday night’s episode, If I Only Had (a) Raw Brain.  The whole time I wondered, will he or won’t he turn the sullen boy? After losing his last progeny, Henry (whom I still refuse to believe is dead), the odds were stacked against Kenny.  But, in the end Aidan made good on his promise, making me a very happy viewer.  Thinking life was going okay for the newly bonded duo and my love of their bromance and soon to be father/son relationship growing, I was ready to call it a night with the show.  Except, it turned out that Aidan had been followed by a mysterious someone the entire day prior..and not just anyone.  The ex-boyfriend/professor of his now (kinda) girlfriend Kat had shown up, a deformed wolf looking vampire.

beinghumanConfused and in shock, images flashed through Aidan’s mind.  It seemed he had been having vampire induced blackouts in the nights and had “killed” his girlfriend’s ex.  Scared, Aidan checked on Kenny, and in that moment realized: the cure to the vampire flu (werewolf’s blood) may have tampered with the turning process.  What was Kenny going to wake up to?  Would it be the same as the ex professor?  Would he be more cursed than he was before?  Will this show continue to tare at my heartstrings?  I mean, maybe he’s just a hybrid?  The Vampire Diaries proved that a successful half vampire, half werewolf can exist, so why not in the Being Human world too?  If anyone deserves a new life it’s Kenny and Aidan deserves a successful, familial bond with another person.  But, if this show makes him a deformed monster and kills him off..well, only one pop culture reference comes to mind and it ends with “YOU BASTARDS!”

Shows You’re Not Watching

It’s not uncommon for me to mention a show I watch in conversation and get the reaction of “Oh, I’ve never seen it!” or even “I’ve never heard of that show before.” I often quote or refer to story lines from shows and get weird looks (I started to preface those comments with “Do you watch [tv show]?”).  Over the years there’s been plenty of shows I’ve recommended to friends and family, but I’ve limited myself to four shows that I believe not enough people are watching/have even heard of:

1. Shameless (Showtime)

Reasons you’re probably not watching: You don’t get Showtime

Shameless (originally a UK series of the same name) centers around the Gallagher family of seven, Frank and his six children, who live in the South Side of Chicago.  Frank (played by the incomparable William H. Macy) is an alcoholic who has left his eldest daughter Fiona (Emmy Rossum) to take care of his children.  The Gallagher’s struggle on a daily basis just to make ends meet and resort to not so legal ways of obtaining money.  The Gallagher clan is often rude, crude, but downright hilarious.  The show mixes a good amount of humor and seriousness without taking away from the overall idea of the show.

I consider this show underrated.  The Emmy Awards have yet to acknowledge this series with a nomination (Joan Cusack was nominated for Outstanding Guest Actress but did not win).


2. Adventure Time (Cartoon Network)

Reasons you’re probably not watching: It’s a kids show, it’s a cartoon

If you think Adventure Time is just for kids, you’re wrong.  This witty and cute cartoon often features adult situations and humor to appease its audience young and old.  Set in the post-apocolyptic world of Ooo, Finn the human and Jake the dog often go on weird and crazy adventures to take down evil creatures, save the candy people of the Candy Kingdom, and even save partying rave bears from the belly of a beast.

Episodes are only around twelve minutes and easy and fun to watch.


3. Oz (HBO)

Reasons you’re probably not watching: It ended in 2003, you’ve never heard of it

One of the shows I most often get told they’ve never heard of is Oz.  Maybe because the show ended in 2003, before most people had HBO, and before their programming went mainstream.  Oz is set in the fictional prison called the Oswald State Correctional Facility (formerly Oswald State Penitentiary).  Inside Oz is Emerald City, a unit of prisoners full of see-through pods where its inhabitants often have a little more freedom/luxury than the rest of the units in the prison.

There are many story lines over the course of Oz‘s six season history and each episode of the series started and ended with a philosophical narration by prisoner Augustus Hill (Harold Perrineau Jr.).  This show most notably started the careers of many faces we know and see on TV/movies today including: Christopher Meloni (Law and Order: SVU), Dean Winters (Mayhem from the Allstate commercials, 30 Rock), J.K. Simmons (Spiderman, a million other things you’ve seen), and even Edie Falco (The Sopranos, Nurse Jackie).

It’s also notable that many of the recurring stars of Oz now make up a good percentage of the Dexter cast including characters: LaGuerta, Batista, and Doakes.

Even though Oz was mostly serious and intense, it did have its humorous moments.


4. Being Human (BBC Three)

Reasons you’re probably not watching: It’s British

Being Human is a British TV show centering around the lives of a werewolf, a ghost, and a vampire, who co-habitat in the same household.  Sound familiar? Syfy commissioned their own version of the show for an American audience (it’s okay).  The British version of Being Human is smart, sassy, and downright funny.  The UK can often get away with more than American television so butts, crude sex jokes, and cursing are not out of the norm.

Now shooting its fifth season the show hasn’t been afraid to change things up drastically.  The entire original cast has gone (for reasons that are too spoilery for this post) and a new group has come along.  And guess what? The show hasn’t dwindled into oblivion!  It’s still good!  A lot of times we are wary to welcome in new characters, especially if we’ve already fell in love with others, but this show has done it well.  It still holds its charm and suspense.


Honorable mentions you should also be watching: Six Feet Under, Doctor Who, Wilfred